Homeless Guy

He is a poor man, he's dead broke you know
He's is a loser, he's a bum, bum, bum, bum
He robs, he steals, he's unreliable
He got tossed aside by his mum, mum, mum, mum
I know you told me not to fall for him
I know you said he's just a jerk named Jim
He is a broke ass with no sense of style
But for him I'd walk a mile

Cause mama I'm in love with a homeless guy
Please don't ask me cause I can't tell you why
Mama please don't frown, I won't let you down
I must be really dumb cause this guy's a bum, a giant bum

He kinda smells, he ain't got no soap
His hair is greasy, oil runs, runs, runs, runs
His clothes don't match, they're unfashionable
He wears Ed hardy, he wears tons, tons, tons, tons
All I feel, can't be real, oh no
Cause he's an asshole with no change to spare
Nor a comb to brush his hair

But mama I'm in love with a homeless guy

Please don't ask me cause I can't tell you why

Mama please don't frown, I won't let you down

I must be really dumb cause this guy's a bum, a giant bum

And he's got my name

Tattooed on his back

Must be a quack

It's kinda weird

We just met

And I hear him talk

Trying to win a fight

With himself

Oh my God

He's psycho

But mama I'm in love with a homeless guy

Please don't ask me cause I can't tell you why

Mama please don't frown, I won't let you down

I must be really dumb cause this guy's a bum, a giant bum

But mama I'm in love with a homeless guy

Please don't ask me cause I can't tell you why

Mama please don't frown, I won't let you down

I must be really dumb cause this guy's a bum, a giant bum