It's been one day - ONE DAY! - that Britney Spears has sat down at the judges table for X-Factor and already there's controversy. Hilariously, this controversy couldn't be more fabricated.
TMZ reported yesterday that Britney "walked off" after some poor contestant reportedly butchered one of her songs. Today, they continue with that story, but also claim she was "overwhelmed" and apparently has some super contract where she can do whatever she wants. Like, if she wants Cheetos and Fanta, she can get up in the middle of the show and get some Cheetos and Fanta. Or, perhaps, if the air conditioning isn't set at the right level, Britney can apparently leave, find the guy responsible for adjusting it, get him to adjust it, then go to the bathroom, have a quickie with her fiancee, Skype with her kids, and order three pairs of YSL shoes online, all while Demi, Simon, and LA continue judging without her. Then, when she returns, it's not, "Where the hell have you been, Britney," it's, "Welcome back Miss Queen, we kept your seat warm for you."
There's no doubt Simon is doing jumping jacks in his living room after all the press the show has gotten on the first day of auditions. Clearly, Britney's reported "walk off" wasn't a "walk off," but more a "Britney, why don't you leave so people will think you walked off and we'll get tons of press," maneuver cooked up by Simon. He's a smart guy.
I can't wait until her next controversy where she disagrees with Demi and the media reports that she called Demi an "untalented skank-stain on the shirt of the music business."
Ah, Britney, making the media her bitch since 1999.
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