Yes, I said it. The title gives it all away. I'm in love with a woman who may or may not be psychotic.
Britney is a blend of high society LA flair and southern redneck charm. Seriously, how many people can you say that about? Here's a girl who can be at home at a swanky A-list celebrity event in an expensive dress and designer shoes or smoking a cigarette in her backyard wearing cutoff shorts and a bikini top. She's got a little of everything in her.
Britney is a woman who's had an interesting list of people come in and out of her life. In between dating Justin Timberlake and her current beau, Jason Trawick, she's found time to kiss Madonna, marry and have two kids, marry and get an annulment, date a paparazzi, go to rehab, shave her head, make music, tour, lose custody of her kids, try to kill someone with an umbrella, donate to charity, shoot a documentary, lose part of her freedom, etc., etc., etc.
Let me tell you that is a lot of stuff to pack into a life, and Britney's only 28. Imagine the kind of stuff she can get into over the next 20 years. She'll make Madonna look like a nun.
She has, at times, been a complete train wreck. A disaster of epic proportions. I say that not to be mean, but because it's true.
Other times, she's been an inspiration. Someone to look up to and admire. Britney gives you a lot to love, while also giving you a lot to hate. With most celebrities, it's one or the other. Not with Britney.
She has produced the craziest, most rabid, psychotic fan base of anyone. There may well be more sites and forums dedicated to Britney than anyone ever in the history of the Internet. Only porn might outnumber her (even then, some pictures of Britney are a bit pornographic).
I love her, even though some people would say she's an idiot, white trash, a skank, ugly, fat, untalented, etc. But that's OK. If that means she's flawed, so be it. If you're only dating flawless people, then you ain't dating. In fact, you'll be waiting a long time to date. We're all flawed. I think God created us that way on purpose. It gives us a common denominator.
I don't know how to end this blog properly, so I'll just list a bunch of things I love about Britney:
• Her smile
• Her lips
• Her determination
• Her ass (duh!)
• Her legs (double duh!)
• Her terrible fashion sense
• Her tremendous fashion sense
• Her hideous weave
• Her ability to make people stop dead in their tracks
• Her insanity
• Her sanity
• Everything, etc., etc.
Truthfully, there's really nothing to dislike about Britney. But people do dislike her. And that makes me like her even more.
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