It's no secret that Britannica has possibly the greatest job ever (aside from actually being Britney Spears) because her whole life revolves around Britney (not counting the couple hours each day she worships Justin Bieber). It's also no secret that I want her . . . job.
It seems Britannica will hold onto her job like a Pope. Seriously, she's going to die in that (office) chair. She'll be 45 and still tweeting, blogging, facebooking (or whatever passes for those activities in 15 years) about Britney. She'll go to all of Britney's concerts and probably have great seats. It's completely unfair.
Therefore, I think Britannica should have to defend her job like a boxer, wrestler, MMA fighter defends his title. Once a year, she should have to put her job on the line against other people, like myself, who really want it. The way you win would differ each year. For instance, one year could be Britney trivia. Another year could be mimicking Britney's dance moves. Another year could be singing like Britney. And so on.
Truthfully, that's the only fair way to decide who's right for the job. I bet Britannica would even agree, because she's such a fair and righteous person. In fact, to make it totally fair and unbiased, Britney could be a judge.
Let's make this happen.
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